FALE

I FAIL!!! T_T.

Me: *Calling michael hse* Er, may i speak to michael pls...?

Michael's ___: (speak in Malay) ar er, go (speak more Malay) back indo kampong ar~ (speak more Malay=.=) *hang up the phone*

Me: My friend borrowed my disk (audi) then haven return >=(
HuiRu: Screw her lar!!!

Me: Er, I try manual download without the dick.

*silence*

Me: Ps. Disk

HuiRu: Scully he like u i laugh

Me: My foot

HuiRu says: how many per already?

Me: minus 10000000000000000000000000000000000%

HuiRu says:

i mean audi luh...

*awkward silence*

HuiRu: u think too much

ZenYi: Er

Me: ?

ZenYi: What disk??? I saw Brenda's status and I'm curious..

*pause*

ZenYi: OMG!!!

Me: What lar?

ZenYi: PORN???

Me:...